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Human-Dolphin coitus!

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wait... what???
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H from Paris

i knew this lady who was going to have sex with a dolphin, but she decided against it because she has a strict no sex on drugs policy. mind you: not a no non-human animal policy; a no drug policy. i am not joking. also, only men should have sex with dolphins. . . not so good for female anatomy. . .and, men, you have to cuddle afterward or the dolphin gets sad. . . yeah, someone used that last one on me as a pickup line. . .

2008-04-22 11:38:17

Angela from Chicago

wow. wow. um. wow.

2008-04-16 22:27:27

superheroes

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sweetness
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College is fun!!!!!

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Ashley from Chicago

that's kind of sexist, no? boys can't masturbate, but it doesn't say anything about ladies masturbating and the fluids that THAT produces? i guess i'm lucky i'm a girl... i thought guys masturbated into socks while they were in college anyway... learn something new from you everyday, kristin.

2008-06-22 17:37:52

Bread is sexy

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if this guy is making it for you and it's 1982.
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Ashley from Chicago

i wonder what else he can do with those hands...

2008-06-27 19:59:45

Angela from Chicago

hilariousssssssss

2008-06-24 22:35:39

Porn for the Blind

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Ashley from Chicago

sure makes me want to fuck.

2008-05-24 16:53:19

Woj from Chicago

The 2 Girls 1 Cup one is a little boring at first as he describes the website, but once he is in the thick of it, it is too funny.

2008-05-23 14:36:03

Largest known planet discovered!

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An international team of astronomers has discovered the largest known planet orbiting another star.
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This is 4Real!!!

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A New Zealand couple will call their newborn son Superman after the government rejects their original choice of 4Real.
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Erotic Falconry

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WTF?
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Ashley from Chicago

you always post the shit that turns me on...

2008-05-24 16:55:53

Woj from Chicago

The one with the cycler with the eaglet spraying him in his face is classic.

2008-05-23 14:38:38

john from Chicago

finally

2008-05-21 21:49:42

SPOILER ALERT

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Boogie Nights Stars Wars = Good Times
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Kyle from Chicago

and this is why I love teh intarnets

2008-06-22 16:45:39

In pictures

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S Asia flood relief
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The Stolen Generation

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Bruce Trevorrow, a member of Australia\\\'s Aboriginal community who was taken from his family as a young child, has made history with a landmark compensation payout.
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Sex Toys still banned in Alabama, Guns OK

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If only you could shoot people with sex toys, then they would be legal.
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Philip Tadros from Chicago

Update: Fleshbot has just issued this fatwa playful tease to readers who oppose the Alabama ban: three $50 gift certificates from Eros Boutique to the three readers who come up with the best sex-toy related protest items, either by way of a vibemod prototype or Photoshopped creation. Confederate Flag Ticklers? Birmingham Ben-Wa Balls? Crimson

2007-03-22 00:41:14

BURN TO SHINE

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Bands have one hour to set up, check sound, and play one song in a house condemned to burn by the fire department. After all the bands play, they burn the house down.
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SNL- Letter to my sister/ What you say

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For those of you who ever thought the OC was a little *dramatic*
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Philip Tadros from Chicago

funny

2007-03-22 00:41:14

john from Chicago

that was really awesome and random.

2007-03-22 00:41:14

Catnip sends off those pesky roaches!!

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A comment by a cat-owning summer intern led to a chemical study by Iowa State University scientists. It turns out that catnip is a highly effective roeach repellent.
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Whoa...

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A cigarette smoked in the final seconds before New Zealand's smoking ban has been sold for more than NZ$7,400 ($5,300).
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No fun

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Air pollution could threaten some Beijing 2008 events, the Olympics chief warns as China holds events to mark one year to go.
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More In-Depth on Sex Toy Outlaw

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Read about day-to-day life, views, and opinions from Chicago residents on the Time Out Chicago (TOC) Blog.
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Soy Linked to Brain Atrophy

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Looks like we'll be drinking almond milk from now on...
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Chinese Villagers Eat Dinosaur Bones

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but think they are dragon bones...
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john from Chicago

awesome

2007-03-22 00:41:14

Edwin from Wakayama

In chinese medicine there is use of dragon bones. These are usually calcium rich bones that have been buried underground for a long time. Sometimes they are cow bones, or dog bones. But they are cooked in a stews to stop sweats, and delirious fevers, and to help sedate the mind.

2007-03-22 00:41:14

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