that's kind of sexist, no? boys can't masturbate, but it doesn't say anything about ladies masturbating and the fluids that THAT produces? i guess i'm lucky i'm a girl... i thought guys masturbated into socks while they were in college anyway... learn something new from you everyday, kristin.
2008-06-22 17:37:52
i wonder what else he can do with those hands...
2008-06-27 19:59:45
hilariousssssssss
2008-06-24 22:35:39
sure makes me want to fuck.
2008-05-24 16:53:19
The 2 Girls 1 Cup one is a little boring at first as he describes the website, but once he is in the thick of it, it is too funny.
2008-05-23 14:36:03
you always post the shit that turns me on...
2008-05-24 16:55:53
The one with the cycler with the eaglet spraying him in his face is classic.
2008-05-23 14:38:38
finally
2008-05-21 21:49:42
Update: Fleshbot has just issued this fatwa playful tease to readers who oppose the Alabama ban: three $50 gift certificates from Eros Boutique to the three readers who come up with the best sex-toy related protest items, either by way of a vibemod prototype or Photoshopped creation. Confederate Flag Ticklers? Birmingham Ben-Wa Balls? Crimson
2007-03-22 00:41:14
funny
2007-03-22 00:41:14
that was really awesome and random.
2007-03-22 00:41:14
awesome
2007-03-22 00:41:14
In chinese medicine there is use of dragon bones. These are usually calcium rich bones that have been buried underground for a long time. Sometimes they are cow bones, or dog bones. But they are cooked in a stews to stop sweats, and delirious fevers, and to help sedate the mind.
2007-03-22 00:41:14
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H from Paris
i knew this lady who was going to have sex with a dolphin, but she decided against it because she has a strict no sex on drugs policy. mind you: not a no non-human animal policy; a no drug policy. i am not joking. also, only men should have sex with dolphins. . . not so good for female anatomy. . .and, men, you have to cuddle afterward or the dolphin gets sad. . . yeah, someone used that last one on me as a pickup line. . .
2008-04-22 11:38:17
Angela from Chicago
wow. wow. um. wow.
2008-04-16 22:27:27