i knew this lady who was going to have sex with a dolphin, but she decided against it because she has a strict no sex on drugs policy. mind you: not a no non-human animal policy; a no drug policy. i am not joking. also, only men should have sex with dolphins. . . not so good for female anatomy. . .and, men, you have to cuddle afterward or the dolphin gets sad. . . yeah, someone used that last one on me as a pickup line. . .
Submitted by
H
from
Paris ( 11:38 AM April 22, 2008)
wow. wow. um. wow.
Submitted by
Angela
from
Chicago ( 10:27 PM April 16, 2008)